Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Start Camera. Action.


This is not an Indian film shooting. 
The person sitting on the back of the horse is not a Bollywood actor.
They are not making a new mega movie with this super star.

It all started as Chatrapati Shivaji.
But, now it is reduced as Vadivel comedy, 23rd Pulikesi.

For the next few weeks, Indian public will be entertained with this kind of movie shooting in different locations from north to south and from east to west.

The screen play was written by a team of bolloywood script writers. 
The location selection was planned a year ago.
Each and every tasks have been traced with effective project management tools.
The dialogue was prepared by a team of bollywood professionals.

In fact, these kind of effective dialogue and delivery; you may not see in new bollywood movies.
In modern bollywood movies are based on common man stories; so the dialogues are very simple and easy to understand.

It is not an easy task to write a dialogue such as, 3 AKs. 
It needs lot of creative, imaginative thinking.
It is an art. Only professional actors could deliver such a dialogue in an effective way.

Even the minute details, such as the placement of camera; number of cameras; angle; all are very well planned.

In fact, out of one hundred horses, this horse was chosen after considering so many factors.

This person took private training on horse riding. Team of horse experts have given careful training on climbing; sitting; and holding the ropes; and giving a pose to the camera from that horse back. 

As they move around different locations for film shooting, there will be camel ride; elephant ride too.

If time permits and authority provide enough security, this person may act in stunt actions; car chase on highways; and so many exciting action sequences.

There is team of professionals such as, costume designer; make up; hair dresser are working round the clock.

This story is mixed with both east and west culture. Naturally, it is neither east nor west. It is now going in a state of confusion.

Besides this main story, there are other comedy side tracks have been under shooting in various parts of India.

Till yesterday,  the Rajasthan Chief Minister was sincerely delivering the dialogue from the published script. Vasundhara Raje used to say, "Modi Wave." Now, Vasundhara Raje changed the script and has started saying, "BJP Wave."

Earlier the mission statement was, "Modi for PM." Now it is changed to Mission-25.

Rajasthan, Goa, Madya Pradesh Chief Ministers have already started challenging the main hero, NaMo Narendra Modi.

When we show this story to old bollywood director, he said that there is lot of bug in the script.

The main hero,  NaMo Narendra Modi, should not have eliminated Advani the main challenger, in the first half.

First half, should have been, NaMo Narendra Modi vs Lal Kishan Advani.

So, no other person will be ready to challenge Lal Kishan Advani. It is only NaMo Narendra Modi could do it. All others will be trying to play safe in the middle.

In the second half, NaMo Narendra Modi could have easily get rid of Lal Kishan Advani. In fact, on seeing the victory, Lal Kishan Advani would have surrendered and fall in line.

Right now, in the first half itself, the NaMo Narendra Modi eliminated all. Before establishing himself as the leader, NaMo Narendra Modi eliminated all.

NaMo Narendra Modi's weakness was obvious, when he was entering the RSS office.

L.K.Advani was the simplest challenge. NaMo Narendra Modi couldn't face that simple challenge. NaMo seeking the help of RSS chief.

In fact, the RSS chief solved it. RSS Chief deserves to be the Prime Minister of India.

Thank NaMo Narayanaya. You made it all clear.

Assume that this NaMo Narendra Modi is the Prime Minister of India; our friend China or Pakistan or Ceylon challenge us at  Line of Control....this NaMo would have rushed to RSS office and ask for their help to resolve the conflict.

India needs a leader, who could take orders only from his or her heart; not from anybody else.

Now, people surrounding NaMo Narendra Modi, are learning the art of acting.

It took ten years for NaMo Narendra Modi to learn and master about mission statement; vision; objectives; development and so one.

Now, people surrounding NaMo Narendra Modi, within this short period of time, have learnt all management talk and skills; they learnt it from NaMo Narendra Modi.

Even hitting back the guru; that also they learnt it from NaMo Narendra Modi.

NaMo Narendra Modi pull the legs of Lal Kishan Advani.
Now, all Chief Ministers are pulling the legs of NaMo Narendra Modi.

The BJP field soldiers are in a state of confusion.
Is it BJP Wave or Modi Wave.

Poor Rama. 

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